TOYZ

 This is my most recent addition to my mini-collection! Drift it kinda easy to transform, except for his hood thing that took forever. Took away his swords, just like I always do with removable weapons on my toys. Besides, swords are lame. His head joint is IMPOSSIBLE to turn from side to side, so I gave up trying to do that, hence the boring upright standing pose. Moving on.

 LONGWAVEARMSHOCK uh... Yeah, Longarm/Shockwave. Longarm's fun to mess with, he makes a lot of really 'Thinker' type poses. But otherwise, not very good. He's definitely a much more peaceful character than Shockwave, in my opinion. Shockwave's a total gentleman with an agenda, sort of like a Lackadaisy Cat. If you know what I meant by that, kudos!

 Sadly, this is the only Megatron I own. A black repaint. How lame. Oh well, it wasn't like the annoying neighbor kid was using it properly anyway. After watching Toy Story, no way am I letting that guy have a transformer just sitting out in that toy box of his. He's much better off staring out the door of my absolutely tiny bedroom!

 This w guy was the first TF I got, and it shows. he's the dustiest of them all, and actually quite small. I've memorized his transformation seamlessly, which is quite a feat for me, since I kind of need instructions for a lot of them! If it weren't for the neighbor kid having Megs first, I would actually know how to transform him... Oh well. Laserbeak is missing in action, sadly.

 Ah, my absolute favorites. You can tell, because I've genderbent them both! But I'm not gonna bother you guys with that insanity. If you're curious, just go scour my dA page. Anywho, these guys are the best out of my collection, with quite a history to them. I traded my Season 1 DVD of G1 for these two, who were bought by the same guy who's taking me to BotCon next year on ebay! Their transformations were memorized one hour after I got them.

And here's where things get interesting! He's not the biggest of my toys by a long shot (That would have to be Paco, one of my many stuffed Polar Bears), but he's definitely a honker of a toy! I don't like his flipper much, but I put them there for stability's sake on the edge of my display table. He's fun to gargle-voice with.

I think the reason I don't play with these guys very often is because I am not a boy, and thus my voice cannot modulate to fit them. Especially Shocklongwavearm. Oh, and before I forget, here's a pic of all my toys in proportion to each other!

The shoe is there for size comparison